Experience!
We've got it. In droves. Piles. Mountains of experience even. Years decades centuries even!
Though personally, I don't think "experience" should be the primary factor in whether someone gets to be the president of a $30,000,000 non-profit.
It should be vibes! Enthusiasm! Approachability! The quality of their ideas. Speaking of, maybe once you've read through this, you'll want to check
out My Platform to know what values I stand upon.
Experience that would be valuable as a bee for running a thirty million dollar institution
Brace yourselves for all the experience I've got. It really is a staggering amount. I'd suggest you sit yourself down, cowboy.Is Bee
I, Barry "Bee" Buzzword, am, in fact, a bee. This gives me, frankly, dramatically more skills and experience working in a position like AMS President compared to the humans/reddit users/nobodies I am running against. For instance, did you know that bees work together serving their queen??? Well, I'll be like your queen. I'm familiar with the orders a queen bee gives her subjects and the *shudders* consequences for disobeying them.Is Lawyer
Now, some of you may remember the Bees vs Humans case of 2007, wherein the bees sued all of humans over the use of our honey. Though I did not personally make the arguments to the judge, I did play a key role in assembling the case against Sting for the use of our IP in his name. To learn more about this case, refer to this documentary.This legal experience is massively necessary in the role of AMS President. There is great need to consult lawyers on a regular basis, whether that is for disconstituting a resource group, disallowing referendums that achieve 1000 signatures, or removing an executive. My experience interfacing with lawyers will make me able to quash dissent and student activism dramatically better than my opponents.
Has Mailing List
You know, I have a mailing list now called The Nightly Buzz. You just throw your email in and I'll send you an email every day at 10:03pm. It's honestly not even going to be AMS related, just for yucks and giggles. Hopefully you'll join me over there.(REMEMBER TO COME BACK HERE AND SAY WHY THIS MATTERS AS EXPERIENCE)